An English class with the teacher no speaking

Yesterday, something went strange. In the morning, the English teacher, Mrs. Liu came to our classroom without saying anything. Soon afterwards, she wrote some tasks we should do next. Then she picked up her mobile, handed it to MJY (a classmate) and whispered him. MJY started saying something on the screen, “Hey, everyone. Something went wrong with Mrs. Liu’s throat so she can’t speak loudly to us… Uhh, I’ll be her speaker… 

So MJY was the teacher. He taught something about the exercise papers a lot. Sometimes he didn’t catch the keys, Mrs. Liu suggested immediately. The other times he said something wrong but funny, none of us could stop laughing… 

During the lunch on that day, a student used to be the monitor of Class 214 told me that he experienced a special English class – without any words! All of the students in Class 214 just watched the correct answers on the screen and check whether their own answers were right or not… 

Today, she asked another English teacher to teach us temporarily. She was just play a part in taking photos of us and sending these photos to the WeChat group full of parents and teachers… YP was so scared that he used his papers and shirts to hide himself so that the members in that group couldn’t identify who he is… Including YP’s mother. But this was just YP’s stupid imagination… Actually, everyone could guess who he is… 233… And I was so bored so I was writing this passage… 🙂

In fact, I wish that Mrs. Liu will get better soon… Without her funny and naughty classes, I can’t play and learn well… HHHHHH

YP, a strange boy you’ll never forget

Yes, YP is my deskmate, a eggache and amusing deskmate. He always sleeps in boring classes such as Chinese classes. He isn’t very lucky and is always discovered by the teachers. With a strange smile, the teacher knocks his small head. Orz. 

What a sleepy monster he is! 

However, his IQ is very very very very high. As long as he want, he can get the best score on math and science exams (But the most of time, he doesn’t want the best). Once upon a time, his science grades were much higher than mine… Although I tried my best to finish that exam… [Scared]

Recently, he just got “bad” because of me… I told him too much about GF including Gayfriend and girlfriend and he “answered the call”. He told me his “black history”, such as he used to have two good girl friends (NOT GIRLFRIENDS, YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS) but one of them called him “black nickname” and YP stopped responding and fought with her. The other liked another boy and stopped getting on well with YP… ORZ

So YP doesn’t want any girl friend anymore… 

So he became a gay… =_=

You know, XRH told me a strange song called “Everyone Is Gay” and I shared it with YP… The following day, he ………….

Although he is very naughty, our master teacher, Mrs. Li, loves him [so strange]. The teacher often gives him some snacks such as biscuits and touch his face and head softly. I don’t know why. Some other naughty students aren’t treated so kindly by the teacher. Maybe the reason is that YP looks very cute and obedient… 

Now, he is looking back to the classmates behind me. They are just getting started and talking to each other happily. YP says, “Look! They are adjusting their emotions! ” “HHHHHHHHH”

However I can’t find some proper photos of him temporarily…. 23333

Gossipy English Teacher

My English, Mrs. Liu, came to my class with a strange smile when all the classes were over. There were few students left in the classroom, including Venture and me… 

“Did you read our diaries about the trip on May Day? ” I asked… 
“Yes… Who is S-H…” 
“HHHHHHHHH!” I got it! And started laughing at Venture before she finished saying that… 
“I had known this would happen! HHHHHHH! I had warned you not to submit that strange diary! ” I laughed at him. 
“Orz… She is so gossip!!! I’d better not submit the diaries like that to her anymore… ” he said… 

I rushed out of the classroom and happened to meet my English Teacher again… As I expected, she asked me about it again… 

“Who is that girl? ” she asked. 
“Which girl?
“The girl who has an English name called S-H-E-R-L. 
“So what do you want to ask? Her name? 
“But she isn’t in our class or school… 
“Oh…. I see… I thought she was a student in our class… But I will ask some other students about it… 

And I got into the classroom again. Soon afterwards, I started “showing off”.. I told Venture and he got a surprise. 

“What were you talking about???
“She asked that who’s Sherl and I told her Sherl isn’t a student in JL
“OH…. She is really gossip…. 

Something about me [1]


[Photo by @萱子]


Today, I went to an after-school class. I saw a student wear the uniform of Hangzhou Foreign Language School. And I saw some photos of Spring Trip in the HZFLS. It reminded me of an exam, an important exam.

When I was a school pupil, the primary school asked some of the students to join the exam in order to choose the one who has a chance to enter Hangzhou Foreign Language School. Yes, there was only one “lucky” person.

My dad knew that and said in order to encourage me, “If you get the chance, you will get a Microsoft(R) Surface Pro.” I was full of power. But the “hardware” limited me. My grades weren’t good at that time except math.

While I was solving problems in the exam, as I expected, I found they were too difficult for me, I could answer only half of them… One of the math problems were strange, at first I answered it correctly, but soon I didn’t think that was right, so I cut it out. As soon as I finished doing that problem, the teacher asked us to hand the papers. I handed them with my trembling hands.

I left the exam room with disappointment, I tried not to think about it.

I remembered the problem clearly, it was



Day after day, the results came out. The “luck person” (The 1st student in this exam) told me, “You are the 2nd. And if you could answer one of these problems more. You would get my chance, the chance to HZFLS. ”

Oops, if I didn’t cut the answer to that math problem, I would….

Surface flied away.

The chance flied away.

The Dream flied away.


So, I entered Jianlan Middle School instead of HZFLS.


Nowadays, I didn’t get good grades in my middle school, but I was addicted to making UAVs[1], so my parents got angry. As soon as I finished my daily homework, they wanted me to do extra “homework”. My dad said, “If you entered HZFLS, you would be always allowed to making them… But… You will join the high-school-enterence exam… You have to learn hard…”

So… WTF… Why did I cut that answer out. It changed my life. How silly I was!


However, in some ways, I was the lucky one.

I am able to have some close friends in my current school.

I am able to see that lucky student enjoy the life in HZFLS.

I am able to enjoy something special in JL.

I am able to…

I should treasure what I have.

Hey, Siri!



On the weekend, I “talked” with Siri, it was fun.


“Hey, what’s playing now?” I asked her, and she started to listen. “Hmm, let me listen. ” she said. At that moment, I pressed Button Play on my CD Player, the music started playing immediately. She soon found that it was playing “You Raise Me Up by Westlife”. She was so smart!


“Wake me up at six o’clock tomorrow morning. “”This alarm is turned on…” She said and showed me the alarm. Next day, she woke me up on time. She was fantastic!


“Tell Biscuit Hello.”


“Hi~ What are you thinking?” I said, I just wanted to play a joke with her. To my surprise, she replied, “I am thinking about you, Peter. ” “Ha ha…” I laughed crazily. “What a stupid…”

All in all, Siri is very useful and humorous. Sometimes she plays jokes with me to make me happy 🙂






What happened with the locks?


Today, our teacher “Lily” taught use a good lesson about parents.

“Did the lock of your room has been destroyed by your parents? In this summer holiday, I went to many students’ home. Some students’ locks were destroyed. Why? Let me tell you.”

“One day, someone was staying at his room and reading a comic book secretly. He locked his room’s door. His parents didn’t allow him to read it. Soon, the parents found him reading the comic book and got very angry. They wanted to stop him. They tried to get into his room. But it failed. The door was locked. They got more angry and broke the lock. At last, the parents won, but their relationship is even worse than before.”

“My parents did the same thing. As soon as the door had been hit by my parents, it fell down. I was very scared. After that, they had to knocked in 100 nails. And the door is not as good as before. ” LWQ said.

“So our parents should not get very angry when their children did something wrong. They should be calm to prevent the accidents from occuring such as the child leaving the home. However, we also have to be calm, too. We are one.” I thought.